Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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