id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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