Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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