whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Four minutes until I can fart!
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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