I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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