Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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