hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
