? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I CAN MOONWALK!
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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