She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
She even gives head with a lisp.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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