Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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