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(908): View more from New Jersey

im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis

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(908): im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis http://tfl.nu/pro9

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We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.

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(608): We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother. http://tfl.nu/gjr6

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(425): View more from Washington

we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside

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(425): we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside http://tfl.nu/0lr5

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(303): View more from Colorado

that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall

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(303): that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall http://tfl.nu/ckaq

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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter

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(918): The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter http://tfl.nu/j5l8

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(757): View more from Virginia

It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.

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(757): It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it. http://tfl.nu/6y9b

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(970): View more from Colorado

He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys

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(970): He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys http://tfl.nu/pzx8

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(206): View more from Washington

Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.

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(206): Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU. http://tfl.nu/drhd

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.

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(484): you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out. http://tfl.nu/twgf

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(716): View more from New York

OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.

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(716): OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night. http://tfl.nu/sz8o

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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.

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(914): Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo. http://tfl.nu/y2dk

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(678): View more from Georgia

His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".

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(678): His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high". http://tfl.nu/jgmh

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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.

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(520): Go for gold. Two birds with one vag. http://tfl.nu/1s6j

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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica

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(740): The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica http://tfl.nu/yubm

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(616): View more from Michigan

i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!

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BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!

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(616): i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!! (1-616): BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!! http://tfl.nu/gsty

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