Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???

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(757): View more from Virginia

I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.

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(410): View more from Maryland

just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.

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(707): View more from California

Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.

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(813): View more from Florida

I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?

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(937): View more from Ohio

I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.

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(636): View more from Missouri

Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.

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