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(908): View more from New Jersey

im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.

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(661): View more from California

is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?

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(708): View more from Illinois

Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

We need to talk about our relationship.

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes

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(518): View more from New York

I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.

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(407): View more from Florida

She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?

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(224): View more from Illinois

my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.

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