I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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