Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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