i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
