Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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