on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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