Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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