It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
