Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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