Just cropdusted the office
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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