God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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