He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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