I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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