After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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