I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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