Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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