We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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