...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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