so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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