just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
What a dumb baby whore.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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