Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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