yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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