I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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