I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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