he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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