The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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