Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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