That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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