tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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