If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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