Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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