brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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