What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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