If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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