I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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