i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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