So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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