They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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