We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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