I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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