I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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