U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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