Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
She announced her abortion via fbk
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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