He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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