Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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