She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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