i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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