soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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