At least make sure they are 18
Why
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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