Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I AM VODKA MAN
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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