What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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